MR. OPPOSITE (a.k.a. Bergen): Bergen has started to state the opposite of almost everything I say - or use his new favorite answers of "Nothing" or "I don't know" (I better get used to those, right?). Here are a couple examples of Mr. Opposite in action:
Me: Bergen loves chicken nuggets (which he does!)
Mr. O: No I don't
Me: Really? I thought you loved them
Mr. O: No! I! Don't!
Me: Did you have a great time at our play date today?
Mr. O: No I didn't
Me: I thought you had a fun time seeing your friends?
Mr. O: No
Me: How was school today (after picking up a happy, smiling boy)
Mr. O: Bad
Me: Really? I thought it looked like you had a great day?
Mr. O: No I didn't
Me: It is time for bath
Mr. O: No it isn't
Me: Yes it is
Mr. O: It is time to color
Me: How was your day today?
Mr. O: Bad
Me: Really? What was your favorite thing?
Mr. O: Nothing
Me: Did you enjoy (insert whatever fun activity we did that day)
Mr. O: No
And after Mr. Opposite strikes we will often see him slump into this pose:
He will now slump so low that his hands will actually hit the ground. And typically after "the slump", he will stomp into his room to "pout because I am so mad". Ahhhh. . . . the "fabulous" fours. I know he isn't technically four yet, but I think it is safe to say close enough!
1 comment:
Hi Maren, it's Julie. I don't use my kids' real names in the blogosphere, but I can completely sympathize with the Opposite thing.
My 4-year-old can be having the best day ever, but she will invariably tell me that she's "sad because I miss" whoever she's not with. (So if we're with Grandma, she misses her friends, but if we're with her friends she misses Grandma.) Argh.
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